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Law & Order: Los Angeles
A bunch of supposedly moderately famous people who frequently take off their sunglasses in disbelief who end up doing stupid stuff. A witty detective (who wears brighter colors—with semi-clashing tropical patterns—than the NY ones because the west coast is ~*just crazy!*~ like that) and his tough as nails yet beautiful female partner—who rarely has functional relationships with men—will have to solve these crimes while being held up every step of the way by absurdly attractive women and their graying, unattractive agents/fathers/husbands.
There will be shitty yet energetic lyricless music. There will be boring plots with twists so bad that M. Night Shamylan wouldn’t give a green light to. Lady Gaga will probably cameo. Obviously I just can’t. Fucking. Wait.
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I taught myself to survive a four-story fall.
Sam, 22, native New Yorker living in southern California. Not for the faint of heart (though my life is mostly tl;dr). I dig avocado, rant often, and have excessive levels of empathy in my system. Fondu au noir.
-I do makeup for film, photography, events, etc.
-I would love to do yours: Portfolio//Contact info.
-Sometimes I write about serious things.
-I'm moving to Brooklyn in one month; see "Things I Will Miss In California" for more on that.
-Reasons Why Being Single Is Fucking Awesome (A Work of Fiction); but seriously, it is
Self-centered bitterness, now on Twitter.
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