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Things I Will Miss About California: My favorite boy to come home to (well, usually, depending on the evening). :)

Things I Will Miss About California: My favorite boy to come home to (well, usually, depending on the evening). :)

I love this girl so much I think I will explode when I’m not around her anymore.

I love this girl so much I think I will explode when I’m not around her anymore.

alexmogle:

Cheetah from Cincinnati Zoo riding shot gun. story

They’re GRRRR-EAT!

alexmogle:

Cheetah from Cincinnati Zoo riding shot gun. story

They’re GRRRR-EAT!

Source: alexmogle

OH GOD I NEED TO FIND A JOB RIGHT MEOW.

OH GOD I NEED TO FIND A JOB RIGHT MEOW.

Reiterating: I LOVE VICTORIA.
(Also:

Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking it.)

Reiterating: I LOVE VICTORIA.

(Also:

Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking it.)

cosmo tip #240

expertcosmotips:

when he least expects it take off all your clothes to reveal that you are actually a rat king

SEE YOU AT UNDIE RUN, BITCHES!

Source: expertcosmotips

waxandmilk:

This will never not be funny

waxandmilk:

This will never not be funny

Source: waxandmilk

Cary Grant being awesome.

Cary Grant being awesome.

Reasons Why Being Single Fucking Rules (a new series by yours truly)
#1. You never have to share the pillows.  Any of them.

Reasons Why Being Single Fucking Rules (a new series by yours truly)

#1. You never have to share the pillows.  Any of them.

Yours Bluely

I taught myself to survive a four-story fall.

Sam, 22, native New Yorker living in southern California. Not for the faint of heart (though my life is mostly tl;dr). I dig avocado, rant often, and have excessive levels of empathy in my system. Fondu au noir.

-I do makeup for film, photography, events, etc.
-I would love to do yours: Portfolio//Contact info.
-Sometimes I write about serious things.
-I'm moving to Brooklyn in one month; see "Things I Will Miss In California" for more on that.
-Reasons Why Being Single Is Fucking Awesome (A Work of Fiction); but seriously, it is

Self-centered bitterness, now on Twitter.


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