The Girl With Blue Hair
23, ranter/writer, fresh New Yorker.
samanthaescobar.com
- Associate Editor @ Alloy Digital.
- I write for TheGloss, YourTango and Blisstree.
- Sometimes I laugh; sometimes I do not.
- I also do makeup: Portfolio//Contact info
- I love avocado, rant often & can be applied liberally.
Self-absorbed bitterness, now on a variety of social networks.
Put your hair in a high pony. Wear your boyfriend’s old shirts. Dance on the front porch. Do whatever the fuck you want with your body. You’re a fat babe, and you know it. Society was always the asshole making you doubt that.
People ask me all the time how I do it, and tell me they wish they could have my confidence. Start with the little things. All the little things help.
frick this person is gorgeouss
tumblrception is when someone new you’re following reblogs one of your e-friends exes reblogging another longtime e-friend.
TUMBLRCEPTION
Bahaha
I love you, dude. You are gorgeous.
Also, I WILL COME VISIT EVENTUALLY. I swear.
Sideboob Is Not An ‘Epidemic’, It’s My Comfort BFF
Boobs from the side: they’re awesome, and we all know it. Hear my defense over at The Gloss.
Delight & Disappointment: 10 Hotties Of Days Past
Winnie Cooper was in Maxim and Topanga is still hot and Jonathan Taylor Thomas looks like a bloated Backstreet Boy.
(via ilikeladies)
I said godDAYUM.
(via ilikeladies)
Mila Kunis turning around a lot and looking nervous, Esquire declaring her the reigning hottest person alive and why humility is not fucking rare in actresses.
Why My Dating Life Is Like The Saw Franchise
Also known as: Why All My Relationships End Up The Same (Besides Me Being Crazy)
