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Hangover Talk

  • Me: *gags from acid reflux* Do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
  • Victoria: No, because it's not always sunny.
  • Me: Well, you should watch it next time you're high.
  • Victoria: Oh, really?
  • Me: Dude, do you wanna just...
  • Victoria: NO, I HAVE TO STUDY.
  • Me: Goddammit. *gags*
  • Victoria: ...Why do you have a book on serial killers over there?
17 May Permalink
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My photo-taking device is dead and the charger is way the fuck out in the kitchen, so here is basically what I look like today.  Y’know, just so you can get the idea.

My photo-taking device is dead and the charger is way the fuck out in the kitchen, so here is basically what I look like today.  Y’know, just so you can get the idea.

11 May 3 Permalink
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I hadn’t drank since last Sunday morning until last night.  My pickled liver fucking hates me right now.

I hadn’t drank since last Sunday morning until last night.  My pickled liver fucking hates me right now.

13 April 8 Permalink
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“Hello, this is your captain speaking.  Please acknowledge that you NEED TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU DRINK.” Seriously.  I always say things I don’t remotely mean and/or awkward shit.  Tomorrow night, I’m literally giving my phone to Emm so she can be my designated texter and attempt to steer me away from my whiskey-filled brain.

“Hello, this is your captain speaking.  Please acknowledge that you NEED TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU DRINK.”

Seriously.  I always say things I don’t remotely mean and/or awkward shit.  Tomorrow night, I’m literally giving my phone to Emm so she can be my designated texter and attempt to steer me away from my whiskey-filled brain.

25 January 14 Permalink
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…after getting home. On the bright side: Combined, we had like about 22 drinks and paid for 5 of ‘em, tops.

…after getting home.

On the bright side: Combined, we had like about 22 drinks and paid for 5 of ‘em, tops.

4 June 2 Permalink
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