Post(s) tagged with "goddammit"
“Hello, this is your captain speaking. Please acknowledge that you NEED TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU DRINK.”
Seriously. I always say things I don’t remotely mean and/or awkward shit. Tomorrow night, I’m literally giving my phone to Emm so she can be my designated texter and attempt to steer me away from my whiskey-filled brain.
Yours Bluely
I taught myself to survive a four-story fall.
Sam, 22, native New Yorker living in southern California. Not for the faint of heart (though my life is mostly tl;dr). I dig avocado, rant often, and have excessive levels of empathy in my system. Fondu au noir.
-I do makeup for film, photography, events, etc.
-I would love to do yours: Portfolio//Contact info.
-Sometimes I write about serious things.
-I'm moving to Brooklyn in one month; see "Things I Will Miss In California" for more on that.
-Reasons Why Being Single Is Fucking Awesome (A Work of Fiction); but seriously, it is
Self-centered bitterness, now on Twitter.
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