The Girl With Blue Hair

Sam, as in Samantha
23, ranter/writer, fresh New Yorker.
samanthaescobar.com

- Associate Editor @ Alloy Digital.
- I write for TheGloss, YourTango and Blisstree.
- Sometimes I laugh; sometimes I do not.
- I also do makeup: Portfolio//Contact info
- I love avocado, rant often & can be applied liberally.

Self-absorbed bitterness, now on a variety of social networks.
Recent Tweets @myhairisblue
Posts tagged "gay"

conflictingheart:

EVERYBODY GETS A GAY HUSBAND!!!

Well it’s about fucking time. Everyone knows California and Washington legalized prescriptive gay husbands YEARS ago.

(via onmyowntwohands)

Kellogg’s for hangover brunch at 6pm.

Dawww.

It doesn’t have ANY effect on your life.What do you care? People try to talk about it like it’s a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say “How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married?” …. I dunno,it’s your shitty kid, you fuckin’ tell ‘em. Why is that anyone else’s problem? Two guys are in LOVE but they can’t get married because YOU don’t want to talk to your ugly child for fuckin’ five minutes?
Louis C.K. (via flamadiddles)
Troof.

Troof.