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Tonight will be spent getting drunk with Carlos somewhere in Hollywood.  I plan on not waking til the next Friday the 13th.
I’m making my remaining time here count, goddamnit.

Tonight will be spent getting drunk with Carlos somewhere in Hollywood.  I plan on not waking til the next Friday the 13th.

I’m making my remaining time here count, goddamnit.

I hadn’t drank since last Sunday morning until last night.  My pickled liver fucking hates me right now.

I hadn’t drank since last Sunday morning until last night.  My pickled liver fucking hates me right now.

“Hello, this is your captain speaking.  Please acknowledge that you NEED TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU DRINK.”
Seriously.  I always say things I don’t remotely mean and/or awkward shit.  Tomorrow night, I’m literally giving my phone to Emm so she can be my designated texter and attempt to steer me away from my whiskey-filled brain.

“Hello, this is your captain speaking.  Please acknowledge that you NEED TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU DRINK.”

Seriously.  I always say things I don’t remotely mean and/or awkward shit.  Tomorrow night, I’m literally giving my phone to Emm so she can be my designated texter and attempt to steer me away from my whiskey-filled brain.

I effing love you, happy birfday. <3

I effing love you, happy birfday. <3

Source: iraffiruse

battlesthepinkrobots:

psh, boyfriend. 

Ditto.

battlesthepinkrobots:

psh, boyfriend. 

Ditto.

Source: beingwierdisnormal

Yours Bluely

I taught myself to survive a four-story fall.

Sam, 22, native New Yorker living in southern California. Not for the faint of heart (though my life is mostly tl;dr). I dig avocado, rant often, and have excessive levels of empathy in my system. Fondu au noir.

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