The Girl With Blue Hair
23, ranter/writer, fresh Portlander.
samanthaescobar.com
- Associate Editor @ Alloy Digital.
- I write for TheGloss, YourTango and Blisstree.
- Sometimes I laugh; sometimes I do not.
- I also do makeup: Portfolio//Contact info
- I love avocado, rant often & can be applied liberally.
Self-absorbed bitterness, now on a variety of social networks.
Reason Why Being Single Fucking Rules #11: You never get murdered by your significant other.
(Too morbid?)
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Reason Why Being Single Fucking Rules #10: Faye Reagan. Er, I mean, nobody gets upset at you for fapping to somebody more physically attractive than they are.
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Reason Why Being Single Fucking Rules #9: Your awful day is never made more awful by somebody else’s dismissive attitude towards it.
Reason Why Being Single Fucking Rules #8: You can wear as many ridiculous rings as you want because you only have to worry about holding your own hands.
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Reasons Why Being Single Fucking Rules #7: You can eat ALL the chocolate.
Reason Why Being Single Fucking Rules #6: You can have ALL the pie.
