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From “My gps made me drive through the ghetto” and onward made me laugh ridiculously hard.
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I taught myself to survive a four-story fall.
Sam, 22, native New Yorker living in southern California. Not for the faint of heart (though my life is mostly tl;dr). I dig avocado, rant often, and have excessive levels of empathy in my system. Fondu au noir.
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-I'm moving to Brooklyn in one month; see "Things I Will Miss In California" for more on that.
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