The Girl With Blue Hair

Sam, as in Samantha
23, ranter/writer, fresh Portlander.
samanthaescobar.com

- Associate Editor @ Alloy Digital.
- I write for TheGloss, YourTango and Blisstree.
- Sometimes I laugh; sometimes I do not.
- I also do makeup: Portfolio//Contact info
- I love avocado, rant often & can be applied liberally.

Self-absorbed bitterness, now on a variety of social networks.
Recent Tweets @myhairisblue

  • Does What’s-her-face Bush get jealous of Michelle Obama?
  • What are the Christmas parties like for the It’s Always Sunny cast?
  • Why does Dexter’s sister always look like she’s smelling something rotten?
  • Do Fantasy Football participants realize they’re just playing Dungeons & Dragons with meatheads?
  • Do split ends miss their better halves?