The Girl With Blue Hair
Sam, as in Samantha
23, ranter/writer, fresh Portlander.
samanthaescobar.com
- Associate Editor @ Alloy Digital.
- I write for TheGloss, YourTango and Blisstree.
- Sometimes I laugh; sometimes I do not.
- I also do makeup: Portfolio//Contact info
- I love avocado, rant often & can be applied liberally.
Self-absorbed bitterness, now on a variety of social networks.
23, ranter/writer, fresh Portlander.
samanthaescobar.com
- Associate Editor @ Alloy Digital.
- I write for TheGloss, YourTango and Blisstree.
- Sometimes I laugh; sometimes I do not.
- I also do makeup: Portfolio//Contact info
- I love avocado, rant often & can be applied liberally.
Self-absorbed bitterness, now on a variety of social networks.
My Writing
Recent Tweets
@myhairisblue
Shower Song for today…i was def listening to this yesterday while doing laundry. Imaging myself looking like Ryan Gosling (minus Herpes) and just being a bro all the babes want and not giving any of them the time of day because i’m like spiritually above that.
1) The Gossles has the herps? Well, shit.*
2) I love this song so much.
3) I frequently listen to this while doing laundry
4) while subsequently thinking about listening to it while having sex
5) which never happens because most people don’t like banging to adorable music.
*Obviously there was no way that this is the only reason I will never be able to have sex with Ryan Gosling, but it does soften the blow…
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