“Hello, this is your captain speaking.  Please acknowledge that you NEED TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU DRINK.” Seriously.  I always say things I don’t remotely mean and/or awkward shit.  Tomorrow night, I’m literally giving my phone to Emm so she can be my designated texter and attempt to steer me away from my whiskey-filled brain.

“Hello, this is your captain speaking.  Please acknowledge that you NEED TO STOP TEXTING WHEN YOU DRINK.”

Seriously.  I always say things I don’t remotely mean and/or awkward shit.  Tomorrow night, I’m literally giving my phone to Emm so she can be my designated texter and attempt to steer me away from my whiskey-filled brain.

25 January 14
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